Okay, the war between gnomes and flamingos just got much, much nastier. As in “zombie gnomes eating dead flamingos” nastier. George Romero was right (clip NSFW for language):
Obviously, it’s time to amp up the flamingos to stand up to this threat. Best of all, we can do this using SCIENCE.
C’mon. Be honest. You’d pay to watch “Zombie Gnomes vs. Therizinosaurus” even if it was running on the SyFy Channel. (And many thanks to Angela Scion Devlin for spotting this.)