About

This is the official blog of the Texas Triffid Ranch, a very small carnivorous plant gallery headquartered in the Dallas, Texas area. As for everything else, well, that’s why this is here, isn’t it?

Frequently Asked Questions

What’s a triffid?

Enough people have asked this that merely referring them to the basic explanation isn’t enough. For people on the western shore of the Atlantic, the term is a reference from John Wyndham’s classic novel The Day of the Triffids. For those on the eastern shore, it’s a very popular joke on a par with waving plumber’s helpers in the air and screaming “EX-TER-MI-NATE!”

And before anyone asks, no, the Triffid Ranch doesn’t actually sell triffids. We also don’t offer Audrey IIs, vargas, Krynoids, Vervoids, Delvians, Vegetons, Whomping Willows, or Slaver sunflowers. More’s the pity. I plan to have Pink Bunkadoo seeds available next year, though. Check back on February 30.

Can I come out to see your plants?

For various reasons, mostly involving a day job and possible legal liability, the main Triffid Ranch growing area is closed to the public. However, plants are available for viewing at local shows, lectures, and events, many times for free. In addition, the new gallery space is now open by appointment. (For best results, appointments must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance.)

Do you ship?

Unfortunately, between shipping costs, customs issues, and the tender mercies of the US Post Office, the Triffid Ranch doesn’t offer shipping, as the cost of shipping would greatly exceed the cost of the plant enclosure. That said, delivery within the greater Dallas/Fort Worth area is a cheerful option, and commissions can be delivered and constructed on the site for those outside of Texas. Just ask.