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Sweet. By the way, if the Czarina okay?
Absolutely. The only problem she’s having these days is that this little beast likes to lick her armpit while she sleeps. There is no sound in this universe as horrifying as the sound of your wife at 3 in the morning, waking from a dead sleep to the sensation of her cat trying to nurse on her armpit.