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Have a Great Weekend

The school year just ended in Texas. Hit the swimming pools, kids. You have no idea how badly you’ll miss summer vacation when you’re in your forties.

Have a Great Weekend

As a personal note, the only thing better than one-half of the denizens of the North American Reptile Breeders’ Conference in Arlington are the other half. Namely, the attendees. At times, it’s like a music video in there…


We still have seven months until the next North American Reptile Breeders Conference in Arlington, but the Triffid Ranch may join the long and exalted list of vendors at future DFW Lone Star Reptile Expos. This, of course, means that a road trip to this weekend’s show is necessary. Besides, any excuse to hang out with fellow reptile enthusiasts is a good one.

And for the record, no, I’m not getting a crocodile monitor on this trip. It’s not even because I fear the Czarina’s fearsome, unnaturally sharp and venomous elbows. It’s just that I learned one lesson a very long time ago: if your life starts resembling a GWAR video, it’s getting a bit too exciting.