Happy New Year

Some believe that one of the purposes behind New Year’s Eve festivities is to drive off evil spirits that might infest and infect the new year. For others, the whole purpose is not just to send off the previous year, but to set the tone for the next. Considering that I want to do things to Old Man 2014, considering the horrors that this year dumped on us, that would make Dick Cheney vomit into his lap, let’s set the tone for 2015 right now, shall we?