Things to Do In Dallas When You’re Dead

Today is the start of the State Fair of Texas, and we all know what that means, right?

Of course, there’s always room for a sequel, where Big Tex is resurrected and turned into a champion of good, fighting the robot dinosaurs in Glen Rose. Now all we need is the ending, with Big Tex flying off into the sunset after setting the issue by crying out “Form Blazing Stetson!”, and one little kid screaming “Big Tex, come baaaaaaaaack!” We can even call the movie Third Coast. Have someone at DNA Productions give me a call, and we’ll do lunch.

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