If you’re able to read this, it suggests that all of the paranoia about the collapse of all reality was unjustified. Have some music to go with the end of the world:
This, of course, is not to be confused with the official theme music used by Texas weather broadcasts during tornado season (go directly to 2:00):
And while we’re on the subject, I have to admit that I was looking forward to a little more excitement. Getting that message from extraterrestrials that we’ve all been awaiting, for instance:
Ah well. Time to pull out all of the dead tomatoes out of the garden, because the Vorlon planetkiller won’t do it for me. Next time we’re promised complete annihilation, though, I’m getting a receipt.
I love that, right under all the end of the world links, is an ad for bourbon. Que apropos.
The sad fact is that, for events of this sort, I have to quote Evan Dorkin’s most famous comic characters: “Give us gin! It makes a man MEAN!”