Daily Archives: December 21, 2012

Impending plans

From Canada’s greatest superhero, handy advice for dealing with holiday cooking next week. Arioch knows that I’ll be threatening to do this myself.

Have a Great Weekend…maybe.

If you’re able to read this, it suggests that all of the paranoia about the collapse of all reality was unjustified. Have some music to go with the end of the world:

This, of course, is not to be confused with the official theme music used by Texas weather broadcasts during tornado season (go directly to 2:00):

And while we’re on the subject, I have to admit that I was looking forward to a little more excitement. Getting that message from extraterrestrials that we’ve all been awaiting, for instance:

Ah well. Time to pull out all of the dead tomatoes out of the garden, because the Vorlon planetkiller won’t do it for me. Next time we’re promised complete annihilation, though, I’m getting a receipt.

So much for the Earth-shattering kaboom

It’s December 21, and nothing happened this morning. You’re welcome. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to take a shower, get some sleep, and try to find a replacement Red Lantern ring. Mine burned out last night. And for those who were expecting everything to fall apart today, a word from one of my childhood role models: