Have a Great Weekend

Halloween. Barbecue season. Only the Consortium of Genius can make these go together as well as they do. (And if I weren’t already married to the other most insidiously wonderful woman on the planet, I’d propose to Formelda Hyde-Pinkerton right here and now. If I’d known someone like her back in high school, I would have stuck with the biological sciences and never gotten involved with journalism. True, we’d probably have been expelled for hedgehog cloning experiments, but them’s the breaks.)