And this is why I stay in Texas. Garland: come for the Zombieland jokes, and stay for the vultures on the neighbor’s front porch. It doesn’t get more bluecollar goth than this.
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Oh man. When I saw the title of your post I thought perhaps it referred to me…swooping in from out of town to feed on Garland