Daily Archives: May 25, 2012


Vulture in Garland


And this is why I stay in Texas. Garland: come for the Zombieland jokes, and stay for the vultures on the neighbor’s front porch. It doesn’t get more bluecollar goth than this.

Have a Great Weekend

Last Wednesday was the tenth anniversary of two major changes, the second of which was the ending of my career as a writer. Because of this, you get a double feature. Mash these two, and the resultant mess is the official anthem for that lost period between 1997 and 2002.